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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.07.22 13:45:00 -
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I read that article and it all becomes clear now, I can finally see, I CAN SEE! 
It's the hand of the cloned emperor who's secretly battling Evil Luke Skywalker, to save the galaxy from an outer galactic nomadic super evil alien species. Their latest cash happened above the skies of Tatooine in which the Good Clone Emperor Palpatine managed to get a hold of Evil Lukes light sabre but despuite this advantage Evil Luke lobbed Good Emperor Palpatines Hand of with is own newly crafted Laser Chainsaw. Both combatants retreat heavily wounded after this battle to regenerate and relpace various lost limbs. Lucky for our new protagonists Palpatines hand had it's own hand + lightsabre sized escape pod so it could land safely on tatooine to be returned to it's owner.
Also the super evil outer galactic alien race are brain collecting sith jedi robots with a lust for blood an only an endless supply of clone troopers could've saved mankind. Thanks for screwing our chances of survival, remnants of the Jedi order... Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.07.23 06:25:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: Well, here is a space desiccated and atmospheric re-entry charred hand, gripping a lightsaber.
Well, if the planet doesn't have an atmosphere, and everyone on the planet habitually wears their own air supply, and there was a helluva backdraft on Bespin/CloudCity that caused the hand to escape the planet's gravity, and then that handed floated in space for ~30 years until it reached the aforementioned desert planet, then... it was a really really fast hand... With built in navigational System to find Tatooine (known for it's ability to preserve corpses or parts of corpses in the sand) and disturbingly strong heat shielding to survive reentry almost undamaged...  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.07.23 06:29:00 -
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stoicfaux wrote:No, no. The droid army realizes they're being forced to live and die as slaves and rebel. The Republic finds itself continually losing planets to the mass produced droid armies as each conquered world is converted into a giant droid factory. In order to survive against the overwhelming, self-replicating droid forces, the Republic abandons its morals to mass-produce an army of its own; the clones. Combined with the drastic, centralized wartime powers given to Palpatine, this moral decay leads to the rise of the Empire. Wait, that... That would actually be a decent plot hook... 
Man, why can't we get cool Star Wars movies that are not from the 70's...  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.07.23 13:09:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Not to nit-pick, but only the original movie came out in the 70s. So I am right, right?
Don't tell me You're an Ewok Fan...  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.07.23 14:27:00 -
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Malaclypse Muscaria wrote:Debora Tsung wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Not to nit-pick, but only the original movie came out in the 70s. So I am right, right? Don't tell me You're an Ewok Fan...  As amazing as the first one was, my favorite Star Wars movie is hands down Empire (1980).
Ha hummm....
- Luke I AM YOUR MOTHER!
- NYAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!! Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
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Posted - 2014.07.24 21:23:00 -
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Malaclypse Muscaria wrote:True story: back when I watched it for the first time on the movie theater, I refused to believe that Vader was actually Luke's father, my take on it being that Vader was just lying to Luke in order to get him to join him in the dark side. I was so stubbornly refusing to believe this was true, that the next day at school I had a fist fight with another kid in my class who claimed Vader was Luke's dad for real  Star Wars used to be serious business back then... You gotto stand up for what you believe in, true story.  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
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